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Kommodore Deffgit awoke with a start from a terrible nightmare. He had dreamt of a dark future in which his beloved ship, the Ogresun, was taken over by a mutinous upstart. The cur had ruled the crew with a rod of iron, inflicted terrible punishments for the smallest of misdemeanors and neglected the ship’s paintwork shamefully.

He sat up, swung his legs out of his hammock, rubbed his one good eye and scratched his beard. He knew instinctively that something had to be done about the seditious dog. He also knew who the future mutineer would be: his name was Scurvy Mogg.

Deffgit blinked as he strolled out on deck into bright sunshine, as the Ogresun gentle rolled in the light swell of the South Tilean Sea in midsummer. He cast a cursory glance up at the sails and rigging, then around the deck. The Ogresuns were lounging around after having eaten breakfast but everything was as it should be – Dredger Zug and Barnacle Nog were excellent Mates and they knew their business when it came to the smooth running of the heavy ship.

Barnacle Nog ambled over to the Kommodore and knuckled his forehead in salute. Deffgit nodded back and Nog reported that, as expected, nothing was going on. Deffgit muttered something that Nog didn’t quite catch and wandered forward. The hands all acknowledged Deffgit as he walked past but none of them got up or even made any pretence at doing actual work, the Kommodore didn’t even notice.

He looked at a couple of knots at the prow, then pretended to examine one of the looted mortars in the forecastle the turned to Scurvy Mogg, as if he was picking a crew member at random.

“Whats y’name lad?” he asked.

“Um... They calls I Scurvy Mogg Boss, on account of my not liking lime juice in me grog.” said the decidedly shifty Mogg. Deffgit noted the shiftiness and it cemented his decision.

“What do y’suppose that is over there – that big swirly black cloud over Sartosa?” said the Kommodore, pointing towards the distant island.

“You mean the one with all the blue lightning an wot-not? I don’t rightly kn… urgh!” said Mog, but he was cut off mid sentence as Kommodore Deffgit pushed him overboard.

As the Kommodore watched the hammerhead sharks rip Scurvy Mogg to bloody shreds in the churning waters he briefly considered the unknowable repercussions that every decisions will have in the future, the interconnectedness of action and reaction. Then he thought about what to have for breakfast.

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zelophahad

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Yarr!

WarbossKurgan

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The Cold North Wind
Kommodore Deffgit and the Ogresuns meet Forr Funder’amma's lieutenant Odin and the Black Orcs of Norsca

The pirates came ashore in the Bay of Wrecks by making Mattius Caboteur cast a Celestial Shield on the prow of the Ogresun, the scintillating blue field protected the ship from the craggy rocks and submerged eponymous wreckage that littered the cove. All the way in Caboteur constantly complained about the raging headache that sustained effort gave him, but the pirate Orcs did their best to ignore him.

~ ~ ~

As they headed inland they had to use their cutlasses to hack a path through the dense jungle undergrowth along the bank of a small river. Gigantic buzzing, biting, insects plagued them the whole morning and strange creatures could be half-seen creeping through the plants on either side.

Suddenly the air turned cold; there was a metallic clinking noise and a distinct smell of snow on the breeze. Kommodore Deffgit held up a hand as a signal to stop (a couple of Orcs at the back of the line shouted questions about why they were stopping) and told Salty Ogbad to go ahead with a small party along the river. Deffgit and the rest of the crew pushed through the trees towards the strange noise.

Just through the trees there was a low cliff with a clearing on top. In the clearing there was a small group of heavily armoured Norscan Black Orcs in cold-weather gear. Deffgit couldn’t see what they were doing but with their furs and heavy cloaks they seemed oddly out of place in the tropical jungle.

The Ogresuns charged!

The crew of the Ogresun out-numbered them three to one but the Black Orcs formed up into a tight line at the edge of the clearing, between dense tangles of vegetation. Only five pirates could get at the Black Orcs and none of the sea-dogs seemed to be able to land a blow on them that wasn’t deflected by their substantial plate armour.

Salty Ogbad’s flanking party arrived a little too late but slammed into the side of the Norse Orcs. One of the smaller Norscans went down under a rain of cutlass slashes, punches and kicks but by then three or four of the Ogresuns had already fallen. Wyrdtoof Hogbreff, the Pirate Shaman, was knocked on the head and Kommodore Deffgit was shoved back down the cliff by the Black Orc Boss – apparently known to his warband as Odin.

The pirates called it a day and fell back into the jungle.

~ ~ ~

Godfather Viktor

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These Norscan Orcs look quite naked

WarbossKurgan

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Cough*proxy*cough!

zelophahad

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Moving on swiftly...

WarbossKurgan wrote:
the Black Orc Boss – apparently known to his warband as Forr Funder’amma.

Actually, my warband won't be led by Forr himself - just a small task force sent off lookin' for a decent scrap.

WarbossKurgan

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Okay - You supply the names, I'll edit my post!

Edit: Name fixed!

zelophahad

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...when I have a spare moment (I'm a bit behind with work after spending most of yesterday poking myself in the eyes ).

Dr. Bizarre

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that terrain looks amazing

WarbossKurgan

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Thanks Luke. We are kinda proud of it!

WarbossKurgan

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It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good…
The Ogresuns vs The Plague Covenant in a Wyrdstone Hunt near the Bay of Wrecks

“It’s here Kommodore” said Caboteur the Warlock “I can sense the presence of several pieces of Wyrdstone in this valley.” He looked pale and tired, dark shadows ringed his eyes and he was unshaven.

The Ogresuns had come to the brow of a hill and looked down into a jungle-covered valley. The pirates clustered under the wide leaves of a rubber plant and, even though they were already soaked to the skin, they tried to keep out of the rain as best they could. They soon fell to arguing about what sort of plant makes the best rain shelter: Some of them thought plants with a few big fat leaves would be better, while others thought that lots of small leave were more effective shelters.

Deffgit scratched his beard and adjusted his hat (but rain ran down his neck) while he observed the valley for a few minutes; it was an effort to ignore the pirates’ conversation while he tried to work out if the valley was free of any rival warbands.

Just as the Kommodore spotted the skittering forms of several Skaven rushing between the bushes, that dotted a clearing around an ancient Idol of Gork, two of the arguing pirates started fighting: Throg stuck his cutlass right through Fetch in a grisly manner.

The Skaven of The Plague Covenant rushed forward and grabbed the loot just before the pirates got to it. Several fights erupted as some of the Skaven tried to withdraw with the Wyrdstone while others ran forward to block the pirates’ way. Skabius, the bloated Skaven Plague Priest, charged into the fray with unusual aggression for his kind; with a powerful swing of his gnarled staff he smashed Fishgutz’ skull and the infamous Orc fell dead on the spot!

Caboteur cast his protective spell and moved closer to the Kommodore as he and the other officers rained crossbow bolts onto the advancing ratty horde. The Skaven who’d grabbed the Wyrdstone nearest to the pirates was hit and fell back off the rocky outcrop; a couple of others also went down beneath the pirates’ cutlasses. But for every Skaven that was killed an Orc pirate also fell, until Salty, Dredger and Deffgit all rushed into the fight; hoping t tip the balance in their favour and break through to the loot.

Deffgit’s boarding axe caught Skabius on the side of the head and sent him sprawling across the ground spewing blood and spitting teeth and Salty ran his cutlass through two ratmen in quick succession.

With their leader out of action the rest of the Skaven fled the valley – with the roaring pirates’ battlecries ringing in their ears, but the Wyrdstone shards safe in their paws.

Fetch joined the cheering crew just as the fight was over. When some of the others looked at him accusingly, in a “and where the hell were you?” kind of way, he just looked a bit sheepish, shrugged and pointed at Throg's cutlass that he was still impaled by!

~ ~ ~

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Hail of Doom (…well, crossbow bolts actually!)
The Ogresuns shoot up the Black Orcs of Norsca

Deep in the jungles near the Volcanic Lake the pirate Orcs pushed their way into a rocky clearing. Ominous purple-tinted thunder clouds rumbled overhead and the air had an electric charge-feel to it.

A vicious-looking mermaid turned languidly in the waters inside a huge glass tank; she watched them for a few minutes but bared her teeth at them threateningly when they approached.

“Well, that weren’t there yesterday!” said the Kommodore. “She’s a rum looking beast.”

“You’ll see a lot odder over the next few weeks sir.” said Caboteur, “It’s what we call an Arcane Fulcrum…” He started to explain where they came from and how they formed but he quickly realised that the Kommodore wasn’t really listening. A few of the Ogresuns started discussing how many mermaids they had seen and where they were most common. When they began boasting about who had seen the most it started to become a little competitive and the argument became a more heated - several loud shouting matches started. Arguments among the pirates normally turned violent pretty quickly but for once they didn’t come to blows this time.

The Larboard Watch climbed up onto a leafy rock and took out their crossbows, readying them to cover the area should any threats appear; the Starboard Watch approached the tank and started collecting several of the small chunks of Wyrdstone crystal scattered over the ground around the glass tank – wild magic was condensing into its solid form much more readily since the Storm of Magic had come to Sartosa, especially in places like graveyards, around standing stones and near Arcane Fulcrums, such as this.

Before the Starboard Watch had managed to grab more than one of the larger pieces of Wyrdstone the Larboard Watch shouted a warning: “Look out Boss! Enemy ahoy!”

The hulking forms of four Norse Black Orcs appeared out of the bushes – clearly they were intent on collecting the same Wyrdstone shards of the Ogresuns.

“Odin’s lot again! Shoot’em!” shouted Deffgit.

WarbossKurgan

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Blustery Squalls
The Ogresuns suffer a Surprise Attack at the hands of The Plague Covenant outside Ragil

“So what is it we’re looking for again?” said Fishgutz, for the eighth time. He worked a finger behind his eye patch and casually scratched the inside of his empty eye-socket.

Caboteur sighed and rubbed his temples. His eyes were bloodshot and his skin was pasty - he looked like he hadn’t slept in days. He didn’t mind working with pirates for the most part, even Orc pirates; they had very a relaxed attitude to wizards that many other sections of Old World society did not share.
But he didn’t have much choice these days as he had burned a few bridges (literally in one case) and his list of prospective employers had grown thin. He took a deep breath and very patiently started to explain…

“Luciano Malatesta, you remember him? The Warlock working with the Skaven...” he waited while Fishgutz thought for a minute. “The fella in the Big purple hat?” Fishgutz brightened a little, recognition played across his gnarled face.

Caboteur pressed on. “Yes, right, well anyway; He has this grudge against me. Well, more of a vendetta really. He’s been trying to kill me for a while; it’s to do with his daughter, she has these amazing… ahem…“ Caboteur tailed off as he became conscious of loosing Fishgutz again. Fishgutz continued his relentless campaign of vacuity.

“I don’t think you’d understand anyway, more of a human thing than an Orc thing really.” said the Bretonnian wizard slightly uncomfortably and he went back to studying his astrolabe and sextant.

The Orc looked at the sky for a bit, trying to see if any of the clouds looked like anything funny. He got bored of that very quickly without any other Ogresuns about to argue about it with.

“So what is it we’re looking for again?” said Fishgutz, for the ninth time.

“Treasure” snapped the wizard.

“Ah! Good!” said Fishgutz with a wide grin.

~ ~ ~

WarbossKurgan

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"Oh buggerit!" said Fishgutz as he spotted the horde of Skaven that came pouring across the little river. He had wandered off some distance from the Celestial Wizard, leaving him to get on with whatever it was he was doing. Now there was something exciting going on he suddenly remembered he was supposed to be keeping an eye on the skinny weirdo.

WarbossKurgan

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Forest Hurricane
The Ogresuns prevent a Breakthrough by the Red Toof Tribe Forest Goblins

Eerie drums echoed through the jungle and the pirates looked at each other nervously. When the diminutive figures of the Red Toof Tribe Forest Goblins burst from the trees they laughed at their foolishness and drew cutlasses, boarding axes and pistols.

Then the little gits rained down poisoned arrows and jabbed them with spears! Nastyface fell first, and was soon followed by the massive Dredger Zug. The Warlock following the Goblins summoned bestial powers and became possessed by the spirit of a bear.

A few of the Forest Goblins fell but there seemed to be loads more following them. Green lightning played across Mattius Caboteur’s Celestial Shield and made Throg jump, but he was unharmed.

Hogbreff the Shaman and his mates charged the flank of the Goblins as Kommodore Deffgit and a few other pirates started to over-power the little grotz and soon the Forest Goblins were running, disappearing back into the trees.

~ ~ ~

WarbossKurgan

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Thunder and Frightening
The Ogresuns, the Plague Covenant and the Black Orcs of Norsca battle amongst the thorny groves on the slopes of Mount Ertinia.

“Kommodore, we ain’t alone up ‘ere…” said Poxy Uzbad as he scrabbled down from the crest of a ridge that overlooked the high plateau.

“Whassat?” said Kommodore Deffgit. Uzbad gritted his teeth and repeated the observation, adding “There ain’t just one lot o’ lubbers neither. The Covenant Rats and them chumbucket Norscans is both coming up.”

The Kommodore nodded and pulled his trusty boarding out of his belt and checked his pistols.

“Mr Whalebelly, you’ll be able to earn all that grog after all!” he said to the eye-patched, peg-legged and hook-handed Ogre. Mr Whalebelly had drunk far more than his rightful share last time he’d worked with the pirates and he was only along for this adventure to repay that debt.

The rest of the Orc pirates readied their weapons and passed around a bottle. They had been climbing for hours to get to this plateau on the say-so of Celestial wizard Mattius Caboteur. The signs and portents he observed in the stars over the last few nights indicated that a great convergence of power was going to take place here. Clearly the other warbands arriving at the same time had been told of the same signs: To Caboteur’s way of thinking that confirmed his reading. To the Orc crew is just meant the climb was worthwhile as there was going to be a fight.

WarbossKurgan

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The Ogresuns gathered in a tight knot, protecting Mattius Caboteur until he was able to cast his shielding spell.

The Covenant split in to two groups - they were going to attack both the pirates and the Norse at the same time!

The Ratmen that headed east leapt down the slope and slashed at the Orcs Pirates with envenomed blades.

The Ratogre and the rest went west to face the hulking armoured forms of the Black Orcs of Norsca.

Poxy Uzbad went down under a torrent of sword and dagger cuts. Whalebelly barrelled into the Skaven lines and scattered them, forcing them back in disarray.

Then the long expected convergence occurred, but it was not the massive influx of magical power the Caboteur had predicted and expected to be able to harness. It was a supernatural explosion that tore a rift in the fabric of reality along a fault-line than ran through the ground and the air alike. The Orcs of both factions were not expecting anything of the kind and they were thrown into the very edge of the Realm of Chaos itself. Luckily for the Pirates the Norscan Orcs seemed to take the brunt of the power and they were hurled back to reality on Sartosa – but on the far edge of the island!

Somehow Luciano Malatesta and the Skaven were able to avoid the rift completely!

WarbossKurgan

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The Other Side of the Coin
The Ogresuns get an unexpected drubbing from the Red Toof Tribe

The stifling heat and humidity of the deep jungle had put the Orcs in a very bad mood. They were more used to fresh sea breezes and regular soakings with sea water. The addition of biting buzzing insects the size of your fist were really not helping. As a result the pirates had been bickering all day. Deffgit was taking no notice but Salty Ogbad and Dredger Zug were constantly having to crack heads to break up arguments.

They split the crew into smaller groups to separate the worst offenders but Blackspot and Lubber Snag came to blows when Snag trod on Blackspot's heal. Snag was not going to take any further part in the expedition that day...

As the crew passed under a great rocky arch formation they spotted something moving through the undergrowth - something HUGE… something Gribbley.

The Gigantic Spider was accompanied by a swarm of those damnable little gitz from the Red Toof Tribe. They scampered through the dense plant life and nabbed half of the hidden loot.

Scupper Lug and Poxy Uzbad lost control and went steaming off into the Forest Goblin lines - neither gave a thought for tactics or their own safety - they just wanted to get to grips with the little snots.

Blackspot continued his argument with Dubloon Dreg but the grey-bearded book-lugger ended the younger pirate's antics with a swift punch in the head.

Capsize Naz pounced on some of the remaining hidden loot and started rifling through it. “Look at me!” cried Naz “I’m the zoggin’ King of Sartosa!” he capered around with charms and trinkets swinging from his arms and head; He was a little overexcited that he’d grabbed the sack of loot before the other Ogresuns had got anywhere near it.

Whalebelly the Ogre had nabbed the other sack of treasure and he headed back to camp at speed, shouting something back to the crew, over his shoulder, about keeping it safe for them while they dealt with the Goblins.

Poxy floored the Red Toof's Warlock but was swarmed by the Goblins.

Scupper Lug had less luck and he was dragged down by a swarm of the biting, scratching, stabbing and squealing little grotz.

“That’s it. I’ve had enough!” said Deffgit “Let’s call it a day – we’ve got half the loot, we ain’t got time to muck about wiv these nasty blighters.

~ ~ ~

WarbossKurgan

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Blizzard of Blood
The Ogresuns get into a fight with the Black Orcs of Norsca - and an unwelcome guest joins in

The crew of the Ogresun were returning from a raid with sacks full of plunder when they encountered Olaf and the Norscans, similarly laden with loot.

After a lot of shouting and a few threats Deffgit arranged the Orcs in two firing lines – one along the ridge of a small hill and the other below and in front of them on the slope. The Black Orcs of Norsca pounded towards them; the rattling and clanging their armour almost drowning out their battle cries.

Fetch and Fishgutz started yelling and bawling at each other, each convinced that they were on the highest point on the ridge and incensed that the other could possibly think different. The remaining pirates fired at the onrushing Black Orcs but every shot either missed its mark completely or skimmed off their shields, helmets, heavy breastplates and shoulder pauldrons.

As the Norscans passed the Mermaid Emporium, strange whooshing sounds started and bright pinpoints of light danced in the air. The lights coalesced into a swirling vortex and a blood-hued Daemonic creature pounced from the Realm of Chaos into the material world!

The Bloodletter charged at the nearest mortal – one of the Black Orcs and floored him despite his protective covering. Odin saw the creature gloating and charged it, unable to resist the temptation of a saga featuring an other-worldly adversary. He was knocked on his backside for his trouble.

A couple of the Norscans reached the pirates’ front line, hoping to crash straight through by sheer momentum of mass, but the pirates were cunning fighters who dodged and parried the Black Orc’s choppas with their heavy cutlasses. The counter charge was brutal; Nuttaz and Black Orcs were scattered left and right by the pirates’ weight of numbers. They also had the actual weight of Mr Whalebelly who crashed into the flank of the Black Orc column: scattering the Norscans like skittles. The buccaneers were used to fighting in close spaces and crowded round the Norscans, leaving them no room to swing their heavy weapons.

The Bloodletter charged again and knocked aside Capsize Naz and, despite the fact that yet another fight had erupted on the ridge, a few more shots sailed over the combatants’ heads and landed around the fallen Black Orcs.

The Norscans had taken a battering – most of them were knocked down and some were unconscious. The pirates made a point of kicking them when they were down, even as their Daemonic attacker leapt on the nearest standing opponent, ignoring the fallen as unworthy.

Just as the Black Orcs decided to fall back the winds of magic changed and the Daemon was pulled, screaming with frustration, back into the Realm of Chaos. Deffgit and the Ogresuns were left in the empty clearing with just the mermaid for company… and several large bags of treasure!

Dazza

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Sounds like the Ogresuns had a fab day out, well who wouldn't with a mermaid and bags of loot

WarbossKurgan

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A pirate's dream day, surely?

WarbossKurgan

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Dark Clouds Gather

The Ogresuns are bested in a Surprise Attack by the Plague Covenant

“I have a very bad feeling about this…” said Mattius Caboteur. He squinted and adjusted the focus of the huge brass telescope. The telescope was suspended in a complex rigging – a web of ropes and pulleys strung from spars and masts that were lashed on to the roof of an old coastal Watchtower overlooking Skull Sands.

The Celestial Warlock was studying the night sky from his makeshift observatory and muttering to himself. He made frequent notes in a small battered log book and looked increasingly worried as he read back his scribblings. He hadn’t shaved for three or four days, dark shadows underlined his bloodshot eyes.

The trapdoor banged open and an Orc pirate climbed up the ladder from the room below. Caboteur scowled at the coarse and clumsy greenskin but held his tongue. It was Fetch – the Kommodore’s cabin servant – and he was carrying a mug of the foul coffee that the pirates always drank on night watches. It was disgustingly strong but he was almost used to it by now.

"Ah, Fetch. I'm glad you're here: I need you to gather the crew. The Kommodore wants us to run an errand for him. Salty, Nog and Wyrdtoof are busy with him and he wants us to go to a spot near Ragil. Hmmm. bring Mr Whalebelly too."

~ ~ ~

The pirates were scattered in a loose circle around the Mermaid Emporium as the early morning cleared: That fishy Fulcrum seemed to appear where-every they went! They were all sleepy and hung-over but they were used to doing as they were told.

Mattius Caboteur wearily climbed into the crow's nest on top of the Mermaid's tank and started reciting the ancient words of the cataclysmic spell - a spell that would enable him to change the future in subtle but critical ways. He was hoping to save his own life, to cheat the death he had seen predicted in the stars over and over again, night after night, for six weeks.

Something stirred in the bushes. Something... ratty.

The Skaven burst from the tree-line and rushed at the Orc sentries.

Whalebelly the Ogre was the first to come to his senses and counter-charge the Plague Cultists.

Throgg hacked down one of his assailants but the other two would soon gain the upper hand over him.

Capsize Naz faced similar odds.

Fetch and a few of the other pirates opened fire on the Skaven once the initial surprise had passed.

Luciano Malatesta, the Death Warlock, reached out with his evil powers and struck Caboteur down. The Bretonnian writhed in agony on the deck of the Emporium, clutching his chest.

With his concentration broken the Winds of Magic he had been marshalling were set free - an explosion of Wild Magic ripped open a portal to the ever-present Realm of Chaos. A disgusting bloated thing emerged.

The Mermaid thrashed the water in her tank in fury.

The Rat Ogre ran at Whalebelly but the Plague Bearer beat him to it. The Ogre Bodyguard had already suffered several wounds from the Skavens' poisoned blades. The Daemon finished him off.

Furious at the Celestial Warlock for tricking the crew into following him for his own ends, disobeying the Kommodore's orders, Salty Ogbad suddenly appeared and ploughed into Skabius. The Plague Priest was almost as tough as the redoubtable Salty, and he had a lot of friends near-by!

A Skaven Plague Monk Initiate took loosed a volley of arrows hitting the unfortunate Bretonnian wizard - Caboteur died in a corona of blue fire from the Mermaid Emporium.

The Skaven were spurred on by the victorious cries of Malatesta. The old wizard almost danced with glee.

The Rat Ogre got his claws into the Plague Daemon.

More and more of the pirates were pulled down by the Skaven Cultists. The Orcs were shaken by the ferocity of the attack and as they really didn't understand why they were there it was hard for them to put their all into the fight.

When Salty was knocked on the head, just as the Rat Ogre turned the Daemon into nothing more than a puddle of slime, the rest of the Orc Pirates pulled back. The took their wounded with them but they did not seem to be anything left of the Celestial Wizard.

~ ~ ~