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The chivalric code does not lend itself to a comfortable life at the best of times, so when you're pushing 60 plate armour can play havoc with your sciatica, and hours in the saddle means your hips will be complaining for days.
But these were no ordinary hips (and it was no ordinary sciatica; no it was bloody painful!). These hips belonged to Albert le Vague, veteran campaigner and knight of renown throughout Bretonnia.
With his retinue of errant (some might say permanently lost) knights and squires, Albert le Vague has been scouring lands beyond his familial borders in search of the one treasure that will bring relief and meaning to his preordained and noble quest - a decent topical analgesic. And the Grail.
Ah... the Grail. Glorious, holy beyond comprehension, powerful beyond measure, indescribable and deadly, has one cup ever fuelled such fanatical devotion? Well, maybe the Bretonnian Footsack Association annual tournament cup, but it doesn't grant the holder the same eternal life benefits, merely village bragging rites at the Festival of the Plough.

Dusk closed in, and lights melted into view at the end of the valley road below.
"It says here that the end of this valley should open out on to the river plain, but I can't see how we can be going in the right direction?"
"You're facing the wrong way Guy," sighed Albert, "I think you'll find rivers flow down hill. I see lights, looks like a decently proportioned town or farmstead. Meagre enough stabling for simple knights I'll warrant. It's been a good day's journey, let us retire and set new bearings tomorrow with fresh light."

The retinue followed the road as signs of habitation loomed out of the now oppressive dark of the night. Ramshackle houses, a near collapsed windmill, barns, stables littered the way like broken teeth in a rotten maw. The light took on a pallid green hue as they reached the edge of the town - the extent of which eventually convinced Albert that 'decently proportioned' was a slight error in judgement (one of many in the unhappy saga that unfolded within it's godsforsaken walls).

"I'm beginning to wonder if we'll find a place of respite for the night here," muttered Guy de Pamplemousse "and that might not be a bad thing..."

Albert le Vague +1T
Questing Knight
sword, shield, helmet

Iolanthe le Crouton +1W, hates Dread Pirate Rogutz
Knight Errant
sword, shield, helmet

Roger le Perdu +1WS
Knight Errant
sword, shield, helmet

Guy de Pamplemousse +1S, step aside, causes fear
Squire
sword, shield

Guillerme Fauteuil +2WS
Squire
sword, shield

Alan le Nez +2WS
Squire
sword, shield

Bowmen (Rodney, Percy, Norman) +I
longbows, axes

Men-at-arms (Robert, Stuart, Gawain)
Spears

Warband rating 131

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Last edited by The Beanbag (2009-08-21 22:44:49)

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The Beanbag

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The street shadows shifted uneasily in the broken light of the braziers as the weary retinue trudged up yet another empty, ruined lane,
"Are you sure we haven't just come down this street?"
"No. The water fountain is at... that end there, so this is an entirely new street!" said Albert rather too cheerfully for the hour.
"And still no inn or stables appear to be open or even standing for us to bed down in."
"Hmmm, I agree, that is a strange facet of this place. No lodgings of any kind. Wait, a noise. That alley up ahead. Men, ready thyselves"

A rat - shockingly big even for a flithy place like Vercuso - slunk from the alley shadow and turned to the band of knights, red eyes glinting. A hiss, and more of them merged into a sinuous mass that sprang forward with alarming speed. Their intent was clear. In moments they were upon the squires, and as Albert prepared a counter charge a man-sized rat (with hand-tooled weapons noted the Knight) dropped from a walkway bringing them both to the ground. More appeared and slingshot peppered the bowmen as they prepared a volley from their deadly longbows.
In the melee, a bright green flash and crack of black powder ignition echoed off the walls.
Enraged by such ignoble weaponry Albert fought with zealous fury but the ratmen were too swift, too nimble for the travel weary group and he called out to his men,
"We cannot win this one gentlemen, they have the element of surprise. We'll leave them this stinking alley and exact revenge for their cowardly blackpowder tactics. Back. No, back Guy, this way you fool"

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Last edited by The Beanbag (2009-08-21 22:34:41)

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Back. No, back Guy, this way you fool"

Ha, brilliant!

Rodney, Percy, Norman
Bowmen
Longbows, 1 with sword

Are these all in seperate henchman groups or the same one, old bean?

The Beanbag

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One group of 3 bowmen as it stands, and that sword shouldn't be there cos they all have axes as well as their bows. I did buy a sword, then read last night that all henchmen have to have the same equipment so unbought it!

The Beanbag

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Well we had a Vercuso practice game tonight (but submitted the result for the Sartosa efforts), my Bretonnian wanderers getting ambushed by Matts skaven skuttlers in a cramped street setting.

Whilst searching for the much coveted magic stones - such an undignified activity for aspiring knights - through litter and ruined corners, the squires of Albert le Vague's warband were surprised by a rag tag group of skaven. The knights were slow to reach their men as the battle was joined (they took a wrong turn down an alley, very embarrassing, please don't tell anyone else:8)) but proved valiant foes once blades were drawn. As the sounds of clashing metal and squeaks echoed off the walls, two rats fell to Albert's expert sword strokes, which proved disheartening for the cowradly skaven and they turned tail and disappeared down their holes!
Victory for the Knights of the Woeful Sense of Direction and a valuable win for the Naval Alliance on Sartosa, a group that have made contact with Albert le Vague, hoping the services of a veteran warrior can turn the tide against the encroachment of evil.

Cheers for the game Matt, I still feel slightly bewildered by it all but getting to grips with how the game flows.

spider_mat

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gurrrr

rat man choo : "dem shiney ones are ard weze gona need to gang up on dem next time"

rat norris: " yeh but next time weze be more redy for dem"

squeek
squeek
scuttel
scuttel
----------------------------
good game man

if ur still a bit rusty we should try and get 2 games in next week maby get 4 of us down
i allways find playing one game after another helps me learn a lot faster

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